tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9762828780954123312024-03-05T03:35:45.430-08:00E FloE Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.comBlogger182125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-238356921620995712009-11-22T21:51:00.000-08:002009-11-22T22:04:19.107-08:00Hi, it's been a while. How I spent my summer vacation:Taking TONS of photos of Detroit.PBR and pinball.Took up smoking again.Stalking John C. Reilly on a daily basis (he shops at my work everyday).Wondering if my right leg is going to be numb forever.Becoming a cheese snob.It's been so long I don't know where to begin. Here is some photos instead. xoE Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-21022921677292608832009-10-23T08:07:00.001-07:002009-10-23T08:07:19.723-07:00My Exploring PartnerMy Exploring PartnerOriginally uploaded by Emily FloresThis is just a test.E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-11918032774253886322009-07-30T10:27:00.000-07:002009-07-30T10:40:18.134-07:00Missed you guys.I dont know if I am going to actually blog again, but I overheard this conversation and I can't stop thinking about it. I was eating pancakes and this guy and girl were sitting behind me at Northside when I heard this:Dude: I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER.Girl: Ewww, you're gross. What do you do?Dude: Well, if I have to shit, I just wash myself after. Toilet paper is gross, actually.Girl: What if you E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-79166739189569367362009-04-10T21:08:00.000-07:002009-10-09T18:13:29.253-07:00HI!Sorry guys. I keep forgetting I have this blog and have been running around outdoors. It's getting nicer out and it is hard to stay inside.Oh yeah, and I am a non-smoker now.E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-23760503740646067652009-03-28T02:11:00.000-07:002009-03-29T02:19:22.287-07:00Learning to Whrrl.Hi Guys.I have been trying out Whrrl on my phone. It is kinda fun. If you want to see what I did tonight, you can go here. I am am still trying to get the hang out the site, since I use it on my phone, not on a PC. Whrrl is kind of fun. It is like blogging live. The only thing that makes me crazy is that you can't take a typo back when you notice it 5 minutes later, and I can't type on a phone. IE Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-28924251558934717942009-03-24T21:21:00.001-07:002009-03-24T21:22:25.350-07:00My Beard Rules Your Ass.For those of you that miss Butchies blogging, this is what he looks like now:E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-63461104568139872292009-03-23T20:46:00.000-07:002009-03-24T20:57:28.116-07:00Spring FlingHi guys, the weather has been too nice to stay inside to blog. And when it is cold I am too busy making out with my iPhone. I have become one of those people that I strongly dislike.Richard usually buys my cigarettes. I don't know how this really began. He usually gets off work at 11 am, which is the time I roll out of bed. He always goes to the store and buys milk and such, and just started E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-27414675297887907492009-03-16T20:40:00.000-07:002009-03-17T20:43:00.413-07:00A trip to Whitmore Lake, MIAs soon as I got off the express way entrance, I was greeted by this:A girl on a horse.In a bikini top and jeans.Smoking a cigarette (yes, she ashed her cig on the horse) stopped in the road, backing up a few cars on a one way st.She sat there long enough for me to dig my cell phone out of my purse and take a picture just for you.E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-69505842779449681172009-03-14T20:35:00.000-07:002009-03-15T20:44:11.630-07:00jks jks jksHi people that visit this page and have never said anything. Talk to me. I am so BORED at work that my brain is going to melt all over my temporary desk. Tell me a good joke.PS If this was twitter I would update my status to inform you: I downloaded an app that turns your iphone into a lightsaber and pretended to kill everyone in the office for 17 minutes.E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-45778044211251026812009-03-06T23:25:00.000-08:002009-03-07T00:25:42.095-08:00teenage mutant ninja poodles!Here ya GOOOOOOO!E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-28101363584379787562009-03-05T18:45:00.000-08:002009-03-05T18:54:00.928-08:00good morning.I woke up at 6 am to go to a meeting at work so I could accept an award. Just in case you ever have a heart attack in my store, it is safe to know that I will drag you on the floor, cut your clothes off with a boxcutter and attempt to shock you with a defibrillator, aka The Reanimator. Luckily, the machine is idiot proof and won't shock you unless necessary so you don't start killing people. E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-43698587873555207522009-03-01T09:20:00.000-08:002009-03-02T09:35:03.656-08:00Chicago Slumber Party.This is what I get for making my dog take a picture with me, barfed on:So I am going to Chicago next month to surprise some friends. I got a hotel because I did not want to surprise them all and then ask "so who wants to let me sleep at your house?" and invited sister #3 to go. I got a suite for super cheap and sister #1 got jealous, and I said "you can come sleep on the couch as long as you E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-18119273654826770202009-02-27T20:28:00.000-08:002009-03-01T10:09:46.402-08:00Don't be a bitch, pleaseI was sitting at work contemplating blowing my head off when this snobby old hang in a fur coat came up to my lane. I said "Hello, how are you?" and she said "I have 4 separate orders." STRIKE ONE. DON'T FUCKING IGNORE MY QUESTION. So her first order is like $13 worth of shit and she hands me a 15% coupon that is not even for the place at work at, but I take it and give her the stupid $1.75 E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-59043244399782919532009-02-25T04:03:00.000-08:002009-02-27T00:23:10.821-08:00tired.I had a 5 hour dentist appointment to work on my root canals and my dentist still has not finished the work. This is the second appointment for this. I think that he is sedating me so he can steal my brain cells and my energy and my savings account.This is how tired I am: I am afraid of burglars. I know that when Jill left my house a bit ago, she left the door unlocked, but I don't think I can E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-11102414889492351032009-02-20T09:46:00.000-08:002009-02-20T10:01:25.753-08:00urghhhh.Why do I get at least 2 emails a day regarding how to make my penis larger? And speaking of email, every time I log into to yahoo account, it shows me the latest top "headline news". All fucking week it has been Miley Cyrus this/that.....EVERYDAY. Hi guys, her dad's name is Billy Ray, so why are you all surprised she trash? Oh and hi yahoo! Celebrity gossip is not effing NEWS!!!Oh, and my work E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-75592071309886016472009-02-19T09:04:00.000-08:002009-02-20T09:17:36.348-08:00animals animals animalsBasically, this is what my dog looks like if I even think about eating.E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-51497186706820558382009-02-18T22:02:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:40:53.154-08:002/18So, I am kinda obsessed with google ads, not because I want to make money, but it always cracks me up seeing which ads appear. Like this:But anyway, the only google ad I ever clicked on was for the most awesome site ever: swaptree.com. Basically, you list a bunch of video games, dvd's, etc you don't want anymore and trade with other people for stuff you actually want. All you pay for is shipping.E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-89952413799469172332009-02-17T20:29:00.000-08:002009-02-18T20:29:48.481-08:00Wait, they do what?!?!??!E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-10372629508231779832009-02-16T08:45:00.000-08:002009-12-05T22:07:15.283-08:00This is how my next job review will go:Lately when I go to work, I get this huge urge to fake sick everyday. I think that is a sign that I need a new job.We went to the "Dirty Show" in Detroit over on Friday. The sign outside said no cameras allowed, but when I got inside, there were so many weirdo's taking pictures, I was mad at myself for not sneaking mine it, too. Slava needed a ride to the show since she was performing with her E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-78044702564814967402009-02-13T21:46:00.000-08:002009-02-14T21:57:00.879-08:00about thatSorry, I have been hibernating..And getting puked on for it.Oh yeah, and this lady complained about me at work. Her main problem with me is that I am a super "racist". Let me remind you, in case it is not obvious, I AM NOT WHITE.Oh and my other work got robbed. I switched shifts that day, SUCKERS.P.S. No one got hurt, so I can say "suckers" all day long, thank you.Happy Birthday, Jamily!!!!E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-91713432808792209372009-02-03T00:31:00.000-08:002009-02-03T00:47:03.589-08:00Hey friendsPlease, stop telling me how I should go see "Twilight" or ask me if I want to borrow your vampire books. I REFUSE to read anything that can be purchased from the "Young Adult" or "Teen Reading" section at the bookstore. No no no. Some girl at work was reading a hardcover version of it and I was amazed by how thick the book was. Then I took a look inside and saw that the font was like 1 inch. E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-21910030802992665562009-01-30T08:34:00.000-08:002009-01-30T08:34:01.769-08:00I'll cut you first.My landlord sucks. Last winter he put plastic on the windows of our 2nd floor apartment in hopes of insulating our living room. Come June, the plastic was still up and our apartment was 8,000,000 degrees. Richard said, "Fuck It" and grabbed the biggest kitchen knife we own and cut off the plastic so we would not die in the heat.I woke yesterday up to see that the plastic has returned (and it's E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-29130117378516165572009-01-29T09:51:00.000-08:002009-01-29T09:52:09.431-08:00What's winter like..from a dogs perspective: Ruff.E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-81474253671333995122009-01-28T21:23:00.000-08:002009-01-28T22:06:52.197-08:00Dear Diary.Normally, reading these old journal are painfully embarassing, and I am reading them to myself by myself, written by myself, for myself...what the hell? They creep me out, and I don't know why anyway, I found this simple entry quite a jem. Don'y fret, it is short and sweet:11/1/2001 (i was 20, and already a potty mouth)Bobby's redneck mother called me bright and early this morning to inform me E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-90996078368494039662009-01-25T21:58:00.000-08:002009-01-26T22:18:20.774-08:00uh, thanks for noticing...Mel, I totally would have called in to go to your dad's party, but I had my annual review that day at work! Urgh!Every one else, imagine this: You spend two hours writing out lengthy answers to questions about your work performance for a wage review. After much preparation and anxiety, you sit patiently as your boss lists your areas needing improvement."Well, in the supervisor group, we noticed E Flohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03684012403346502320noreply@blogger.com6