tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9762828780954123312012-01-03T18:01:40.394-08:00E Flonoreply@blogger.comBlogger1821100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-238356921620995712009-11-22T21:51:00.000-08:002009-11-22T22:04:19.107-08:00

Hi, it's been a while. How I spent my summer vacation:Taking TONS of photos of Detroit.PBR and pinball.Took up smoking again.Stalking John C. Reilly on a daily basis (he shops at my work everyday).Wondering if my right leg is going to be numb forever.Becoming a cheese snob.It's been so long I don't know where to begin. Here is some photos instead. xo

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My Exploring PartnerOriginally uploaded by Emily FloresThis is just a test.

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I dont know if I am going to actually blog again, but I overheard this conversation and I can't stop thinking about it. I was eating pancakes and this guy and girl were sitting behind me at Northside when I heard this:Dude: I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER.Girl: Ewww, you're gross. What do you do?Dude: Well, if I have to shit, I just wash myself after. Toilet paper is gross, actually.Girl: What if you

E Flonoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-79166739189569367362009-04-10T21:08:00.000-07:002009-10-09T18:13:29.253-07:00

Sorry guys. I keep forgetting I have this blog and have been running around outdoors. It's getting nicer out and it is hard to stay inside.Oh yeah, and I am a non-smoker now.

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Hi Guys.I have been trying out Whrrl on my phone. It is kinda fun. If you want to see what I did tonight, you can go here. I am am still trying to get the hang out the site, since I use it on my phone, not on a PC. Whrrl is kind of fun. It is like blogging live. The only thing that makes me crazy is that you can't take a typo back when you notice it 5 minutes later, and I can't type on a phone. I

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-28924251558934717942009-03-24T21:21:00.001-07:002009-03-24T21:22:25.350-07:00

For those of you that miss Butchies blogging, this is what he looks like now:

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Hi guys, the weather has been too nice to stay inside to blog. And when it is cold I am too busy making out with my iPhone. I have become one of those people that I strongly dislike.Richard usually buys my cigarettes. I don't know how this really began. He usually gets off work at 11 am, which is the time I roll out of bed. He always goes to the store and buys milk and such, and just started

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-27414675297887907492009-03-16T20:40:00.000-07:002009-03-17T20:43:00.413-07:00

As soon as I got off the express way entrance, I was greeted by this:A girl on a horse.In a bikini top and jeans.Smoking a cigarette (yes, she ashed her cig on the horse) stopped in the road, backing up a few cars on a one way st.She sat there long enough for me to dig my cell phone out of my purse and take a picture just for you.

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Hi people that visit this page and have never said anything. Talk to me. I am so BORED at work that my brain is going to melt all over my temporary desk. Tell me a good joke.PS If this was twitter I would update my status to inform you: I downloaded an app that turns your iphone into a lightsaber and pretended to kill everyone in the office for 17 minutes.

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Here ya GOOOOOOO!

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I woke up at 6 am to go to a meeting at work so I could accept an award. Just in case you ever have a heart attack in my store, it is safe to know that I will drag you on the floor, cut your clothes off with a boxcutter and attempt to shock you with a defibrillator, aka The Reanimator. Luckily, the machine is idiot proof and won't shock you unless necessary so you don't start killing people.

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This is what I get for making my dog take a picture with me, barfed on:So I am going to Chicago next month to surprise some friends. I got a hotel because I did not want to surprise them all and then ask "so who wants to let me sleep at your house?" and invited sister #3 to go. I got a suite for super cheap and sister #1 got jealous, and I said "you can come sleep on the couch as long as you

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-18119273654826770202009-02-27T20:28:00.000-08:002009-03-01T10:09:46.402-08:00

I was sitting at work contemplating blowing my head off when this snobby old hang in a fur coat came up to my lane. I said "Hello, how are you?" and she said "I have 4 separate orders." STRIKE ONE. DON'T FUCKING IGNORE MY QUESTION. So her first order is like $13 worth of shit and she hands me a 15% coupon that is not even for the place at work at, but I take it and give her the stupid $1.75

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I had a 5 hour dentist appointment to work on my root canals and my dentist still has not finished the work. This is the second appointment for this. I think that he is sedating me so he can steal my brain cells and my energy and my savings account.This is how tired I am: I am afraid of burglars. I know that when Jill left my house a bit ago, she left the door unlocked, but I don't think I can

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-11102414889492351032009-02-20T09:46:00.000-08:002009-02-20T10:01:25.753-08:00

Why do I get at least 2 emails a day regarding how to make my penis larger? And speaking of email, every time I log into to yahoo account, it shows me the latest top "headline news". All fucking week it has been Miley Cyrus this/that.....EVERYDAY. Hi guys, her dad's name is Billy Ray, so why are you all surprised she trash? Oh and hi yahoo! Celebrity gossip is not effing NEWS!!!Oh, and my work

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-75592071309886016472009-02-19T09:04:00.000-08:002009-02-20T09:17:36.348-08:00

Basically, this is what my dog looks like if I even think about eating.

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So, I am kinda obsessed with google ads, not because I want to make money, but it always cracks me up seeing which ads appear. Like this:But anyway, the only google ad I ever clicked on was for the most awesome site ever: swaptree.com. Basically, you list a bunch of video games, dvd's, etc you don't want anymore and trade with other people for stuff you actually want. All you pay for is shipping.

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E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-10372629508231779832009-02-16T08:45:00.000-08:002009-12-05T22:07:15.283-08:00

Lately when I go to work, I get this huge urge to fake sick everyday. I think that is a sign that I need a new job.We went to the "Dirty Show" in Detroit over on Friday. The sign outside said no cameras allowed, but when I got inside, there were so many weirdo's taking pictures, I was mad at myself for not sneaking mine it, too. Slava needed a ride to the show since she was performing with her

E Flonoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-78044702564814967402009-02-13T21:46:00.000-08:002009-02-14T21:57:00.879-08:00

Sorry, I have been hibernating..And getting puked on for it.Oh yeah, and this lady complained about me at work. Her main problem with me is that I am a super "racist". Let me remind you, in case it is not obvious, I AM NOT WHITE.Oh and my other work got robbed. I switched shifts that day, SUCKERS.P.S. No one got hurt, so I can say "suckers" all day long, thank you.Happy Birthday, Jamily!!!!

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Please, stop telling me how I should go see "Twilight" or ask me if I want to borrow your vampire books. I REFUSE to read anything that can be purchased from the "Young Adult" or "Teen Reading" section at the bookstore. No no no. Some girl at work was reading a hardcover version of it and I was amazed by how thick the book was. Then I took a look inside and saw that the font was like 1 inch.

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My landlord sucks. Last winter he put plastic on the windows of our 2nd floor apartment in hopes of insulating our living room. Come June, the plastic was still up and our apartment was 8,000,000 degrees. Richard said, "Fuck It" and grabbed the biggest kitchen knife we own and cut off the plastic so we would not die in the heat.I woke yesterday up to see that the plastic has returned (and it's

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from a dogs perspective: Ruff.

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Normally, reading these old journal are painfully embarassing, and I am reading them to myself by myself, written by myself, for myself...what the hell? They creep me out, and I don't know why anyway, I found this simple entry quite a jem. Don'y fret, it is short and sweet:11/1/2001 (i was 20, and already a potty mouth)Bobby's redneck mother called me bright and early this morning to inform me

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-90996078368494039662009-01-25T21:58:00.000-08:002009-01-26T22:18:20.774-08:00

Mel, I totally would have called in to go to your dad's party, but I had my annual review that day at work! Urgh!Every one else, imagine this: You spend two hours writing out lengthy answers to questions about your work performance for a wage review. After much preparation and anxiety, you sit patiently as your boss lists your areas needing improvement."Well, in the supervisor group, we noticed

E Flonoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-47446128944173861582009-01-22T01:53:00.000-08:002009-01-22T15:21:29.539-08:00

My cell phone provider, piece of Sprint, sent me an email stating their New Years Resolution is to help me save money. But it is almost February...why have they waited to long to share this awesome news with me?Um, I heard today is Squirrel Appreciation Day?? Oh well, here is me the one and only time I appreciated a squirrel with some classmates: Can animals feel suicidal? Because my cat has

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Bigger?

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While repeatedly pushing the Blogger "next blog" button, I almost barfed all over myself when I saw the amazing amount of blogs that were all named some variation of "What I'm Wearing Today." That is all they post, a photo and a detailed description of EVERY piece of clothing they put on for the day.Really? Must everyone know what brand your underwear is? And what if you woke up late and had to

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E Flonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-8349989492065036552009-01-19T23:55:00.000-08:002009-01-20T00:13:34.519-08:00

for real. I will start sedating myself in 6 hours. 4 pills, then 2 more when I get to the dentist. That leaves me with 6 extra pills in case I start flipping switches and unplugging drills. I should be sleeping but instead I am already freaking, hence why my dentist makes me drug myself up BEFORE I am allowed to come near him. Whatever, works for the both of us.Can't sleep ramble: I told myself

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no not him, silly.BT and I and some friends went and saw "My Bloody Valentine 3D" and the movie BLOOOOOOOOOOOOWED. I love horror movies and the only good thing about this movie was the 3d effects. Without the feeling of almost being stabbed and blood spewing out of the screen, I would have ate my pretzel nuggets and taken a nap. And it was interesting to watch the security guards all tense in the

E Flonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-58658369054386416112009-01-16T20:10:00.000-08:002009-01-17T20:11:34.463-08:00

I'm still working on the prize.

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I'm sure that you are all sick of hearing about my toothache, but I am proud to say that after a stressful breakdown and a phone call to the elderly receptionist, she was able to reach my dentist at home and he had a change of heart. 15 pain pills! No more sleepless nights, well at least for the next few days.A friend of mine is making some sketchbooks out of her massive postcard collection and I

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-58276794645462076842009-01-13T20:55:00.000-08:002009-01-14T22:54:20.081-08:00

I love Krista and when blogger and my computer where having a meltdown, she "tagged" me. I had started this post and never finished it til now!!! It goes like this:*Link to the person that tagged you*Post the rules on your blog*Share six interesting things/habits/quirks about yourself - anything that comes to mind.*Tag six people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs ... people you

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My face hurts. And don't say it is hurting you, too. Wahaaaaaa.My filling fell out and my NEW dentist and I had an hour chat today about how I can't get a root canal till next week and how much money I am going to be giving him this year. Oh, and he doesn't believe in pain meds. Oh, and I am going to need two root canals, let's knock em out in the same day, okay? Grrrrreat.So, I'm sitting here in

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I am feel like blogger and I are going to give our relationship another go, and I feel pretty good about it.All dogs look cute in costumes.I have been slowly moving all of my files to a portable harddrive because my computer has been getting upgraded, and I found this video of Sailor watching me play the Sims Pets on the computer. He would just sit next to me forever turning his head back and

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I am slowly getting things back in order........thanks for your links, kittens.P.S. I have been at the dentist two days in a row and have to go again next week. This life is hell.And I am really missing nice weather....

E Flonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-33393789600792973872008-12-20T23:49:00.000-08:002008-12-27T23:50:22.564-08:00

Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

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So have not been blogging because I have has some issues with my blogger account. ALL of my links in the "blogs i like" section are MISSING. PLEASE send me a link to your blog again so I can read your blog and have the happiness you once gave me back.Thanks! xoxoxoxoxoxo

E Flonoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-88773533342382550612008-12-11T03:03:00.000-08:002009-01-14T23:02:26.205-08:00

Um yeah, I don't ever remember this chick having abs....And what a crybaby! "How did I let this happen again?" She can give me some over her huge salary and I can tell her exactly how this happened. Again.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-17974003108617612492008-11-10T16:57:00.000-08:002008-11-11T17:05:38.545-08:00

I have an urge to make out with the cab driver who drove me home Saturday night.Was it because he recognized me from me work?OH NO, it was not.Was it because he forgot to turn on the meter for the first mile and a half?NO, but it was nice, even though it was an accident.Well, why?Because he did remember were I worked and was kind enough to drive my cell phone up there and give it to my boss! What

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-48861993974027377552008-11-09T13:05:00.000-08:002008-11-11T13:14:23.157-08:00

Whats with the clown shirt?Oh yeah, and this one:

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SOMEONE STOLE MY OBAMA SIGNS!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!ewww. take you effin nail polish off, will ya?It's my dog! A gift from Jill :)Turtles at Midnight? Anyone?

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Are you kidding me???

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My youngest sister and I spent over an hour on my roof watching this crazy church guy hold a prayer group at the corner of Broadway and Swift. The group got broken up a lot; people would get pissed when Capt. Wacko would want to hold their hands and he would be forced to cling to the next passerby. I went in to grab and beer and realized I would rather be on the couch under a blanket.It is

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-55263150628623920242008-10-29T08:11:00.000-07:002008-10-30T08:47:45.790-07:00

I have been thinking about getting another dog. I don't think Sailor could handle it. He tried to bite a cute fat English Bulldog yesterday just because I pet him. I don't know what to do!! I want a colony of puppies with big, silly googley eyeballs. TONS.I have two nights left to get my fill of Haunted Houses. I am going back to Wiards tonight, and hopefully it was as rad as it was last year!!!!

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Sailor looks like such a stud in his newest life vest. Ever since I found out the French Bulldogs sink, not swim, canoe trips have become slightly panic inducing.It was really warm for like 30 minutes the other day.Oh Fall, how I will miss you.

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Boy Toy and I were doing some dog sitting and enjoying having our brains melted by cable tv. There was a "Cheaters" marathon on. I am proud to say that this was the first time I had ever witnessed this garbage. Have you guys?????Anyway, I had to stop watching when the camera crew comes and busts this dude cheating on his girlfriend, and the cheating boyfriend stabs the host. There was a little

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-57295907579375251202008-10-22T10:38:00.000-07:002008-10-24T10:48:26.121-07:00

Once you give this tuffff guy a few beers, he turns into a big baby.C: Every time I see the new girl, she is having the most intense conversation with a different man. I mean she has only worked here for like 2 weeks.Me: I know, we have been here like three years and I don't know half of these guys.C: How does she know them all so intimately?Me: Maybe she gives out HJ's on her lunch break???Two

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-24072086929072222892008-10-20T10:35:00.000-07:002008-10-24T10:37:14.019-07:00

Next to my locker at work there is a room with a new sign on the door that says "Lactation Station".I will NEVER enter, no matter how curious I am.

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OMG OMG.Go.Now!

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new Whole Foods, there was almost 75o people waiting in a line to get in.Me trying to get into work and grabbed up by an old lady.Old Hag:THERE IS A LINE. I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR A HOUR.Me: I have to go to work here.Just to set the record straight, it is a store not a ride and if there is a store that lets one person in at a time, let me know, because all 750 of those people had to come in

E Flonoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-3073080047031048082008-10-04T07:10:00.000-07:002008-12-28T03:19:05.493-08:00

Instead of collecting magnets or spoons, I think I should collect state Sheriff badges. They really could come in handy.The I-80 is the ugliest piece of shit that I have ever drove on. It smelled like farm.Anyway. I finally got a Dr. note saying that I could go back to work, and is suuuuuuuuucks. This old dad maybe grandpa-like black man that looks like a healthier version of the old drug

E Flonoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-31027655116120847822008-09-30T09:57:00.000-07:002008-12-28T03:19:52.603-08:00

And the story continues.... we made it through 200 miles of no exits, phone service, gas, bathrooms breaks, etc of Utah canyons. It was freaking scary. Luckily there was a sign stating that there was no service for a very long time.The trucks are so tiny in comparison.The Runaway Truck signs were really freaking me out. Take me to flat land, please.While I was having a heart attack in the

E Flonoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-30123912710520349812008-09-29T07:36:00.000-07:002008-12-28T03:21:22.154-08:00

Ready for a long drive?P.S. We (me, Dawn, and Bizzy the Cat) took the top route.oooooooooh, but not too lazy to post this:xoxo

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chair????I love California.I met a girl cat named Holyfield that had a chunk of her ear missing.Everyone drinks crappy beers and tapes them together to make a wizard staff.Like this:Anyway, Dawn and I spent the day walking on the beach. We tried to go swimming but the water was freezing and everytime the waves would push me over I thought I would become an ice cube and coke and die.It's like 80

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-83840632681840736862008-09-24T08:32:00.000-07:002008-09-26T09:22:13.423-07:00

Here is an episode of Intervention I have not see yet!!!!!Peter is addicted to video games. It has gotten so bad that he refers to himself as characters that are in the games he plays. 2:19-creepy.I love it when Peter's dad asks him "How much Halo have you done today?"What is the craziest episode you have ever seen? I have been watching them on YouTube nonstop!

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-68920189456082608322008-09-21T21:57:00.001-07:002008-09-21T21:59:17.275-07:00

Cake Wrecks

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I almost got in a car accident today. I was driving on the express way and a construction worker jumped out of nowhere holding a slow sign. Then two more workers jumped out next to him. As I SLAMMED on my brakes, my eyes finally focused out of panic state and I saw that they fuckers were taking turns break dancing.Hahahahaha GO HERE NOW and just look at the police sketch. Do it!

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I wish someone would get knocked up so I could buy this for them........

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-28617219260094258872008-09-13T19:01:00.000-07:002008-09-14T19:16:15.594-07:00

I just got back from a 5 day house/dog sitting/no internet (but premium cable) adventure. Sailor came with and I did not get a single night of solid sleep because he could not handle the thought of another dog sleeping or sitting next to me.It has been raining here for like 3 freaking days, so when my friend Dawn called me and told me that she would fly me out to California if I would drive back

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-36184160289713985222008-09-08T09:33:00.000-07:002008-09-09T09:38:26.201-07:00

Not to get all celb blog on you, but I can help but notice how those two are starting to look like brother and sister, which is really, really disturbing to me.Oh and this weirdo:

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See you this Halloween, dudes.I had to take B.T. to the hospital this morning. He fractured his foot playing Wii Fit. I am not lying. It was during the step aerobics game. I am still not lying. Anyway, it was like a 7 hour f-ing wait. I almost killed myself twice. I read 2 celebrity mags during this time, in which I found this, which made me think of Raymi:I am going to make B.T. the biggest pot

E Flonoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-19138770481149107242008-09-03T08:55:00.000-07:002008-09-06T09:08:46.434-07:00

Chelsea moved away to Seattle and I am bummed.Work f-in sucks. Even though I am not there, they still find away to call and harass me. "Can you work this weekend?" Um no, it has only been a week and a half and I told you like 3 weeks since you won't let me have any time off to go to the freakin Dr.Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.Doesn't CBA look like Teen Wolf here?I am going into hiding.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-37093050451126165212008-08-31T23:58:00.000-07:002008-09-01T23:27:37.410-07:00

Uh, duh.....It takes everything inside of me to NOT put a copy of that comic on the car of the balding fuck who parks his Hummer in my driveway, which blocks me in X3 a week.ANYWAY, So the lovely Dee G. found the raddest episode of "Intervention", EVER. Which also made me contemplate that fact one of my many hobbies include coming home from the bar and sitting back a watching a insane episode of

E Flonoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-76411005594825378802008-08-30T22:25:00.000-07:002008-08-30T22:40:57.005-07:00

SHHHHHHHHHHHH! SURPRISE PARTY!!!"um yeah, you (Jamie) might want to take this picture again" -popcorn guyI am a good friend. Nick (G-Pa) and I threw CBA a surprise birthday party at the movie theater and we saw WALL-E. I never thought I would ever like a kids movie again, but I LOVED it. Probably because I have a soft spot for robots. Anyway, don't be jealous.If I could have rap album, this

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-19319818319917421042008-08-29T07:57:00.000-07:002008-08-30T22:42:45.351-07:00

(this is what tipsy a T-Rex and Raptor look like .)My computer is on the fritz cause B.T. thought it would be awesome to download a stupid Trojan so a friend is coming over to look at it. I have been forced to not use Netscape and move over to Flock. After a week, Flock and I are starting to get along. And then I found this:I am contemplating switching to the "Gloss" edition, but I have not yet

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-39061686268810229402008-08-28T23:23:00.000-07:002008-08-29T07:35:04.935-07:00

I have two ulcers in my stomach so now I have plenty of time to blog and look outside my window to see fat women buying thighmasters from the resale shop below my apartment and do stupid stuff like drink beer (not allowed with an ulcer) and go to the mall early when people are at work and watch old ladies jog around INSIDE it. That was a super long sentence, but sorry, who the FUCK jogs at the

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-90692609425640077502008-08-27T07:47:00.000-07:002008-08-29T07:47:57.167-07:00

Laura said "go to Burger King and take a picture of the drink station. You would put in your blog." Damn straight, Laura. Here is this drink/sandwich pairings she first spotted on a nice summers day:Oh and here is a survey for all you MySpace survey junkies to fill out:I always new red nail polish was for whores.P.S. Chelsea, if you are reading this, I love you.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-83366935690174498032008-08-25T09:40:00.000-07:002008-08-25T09:43:54.758-07:00

Pictures speak louder:

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So first off, I hate you Blogger. I never get emails anymore when I get a comment. Very annoying.ANYWAY, hi. Why did not anyone tell me how amazing Rock Of Love Season 1 was??????????? I just finished watching it this morning, I am not going to lie; I am totally going to miss my favorite white trash hoes ever. Although, I wish it would have been more older chicks with crimped hair and white

E Flonoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-43790992550166459002008-06-08T22:30:00.000-07:002008-06-09T22:31:42.644-07:00

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E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-29362043169589172762008-06-03T20:13:00.000-07:002008-06-04T20:20:18.140-07:00

Inspired by Mimi, I had to take this test!and this one:$3555.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, and this:Yeah, it has been a dull day. P.S. Butchie, you have not been blogging as much lately. Please do not make me stalk someone else. I don't have the energy.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-65666158452710285342008-05-26T22:13:00.000-07:002008-05-28T22:54:56.157-07:00

I am totally addicted to last-fm Internet radio. love it. Except for the email I got from another user today:From: jakegittesSubject: [no subject]Date: 27 May 2008, 22:35hi, i'm looking for a nice young lady to be my grandma. we can go tree hunting in the woods!Here is his profile pic. I think he's showing off his penis. Way to go, Gramps.I really, REALLY want a new apartment. My current

E Flonoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-79418870582357303942008-05-19T22:09:00.000-07:002008-05-19T22:46:23.306-07:00

I paid $20 to go see my sisters boyfriend in his armor. And man, was it an interesting afternoon.........My sisters boyfriend. He made everything that he is wearing:Okay, did anyone see the doc "Confessions of a Superhero?" Well, I did, and this made this picture disturbing to me:And someone showed up at the wrong convention:Some Slave girls. We were all pondering if they went commando, but I

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-86235880174104840732008-05-18T23:11:00.000-07:002008-05-19T22:53:57.080-07:00

FYI:I watched "The Bridge" this evening and the followed it up with "Diving Bell and the Butterfly." Awesome movies, but really DO NOT WATCH THEM THE SAME NIGHT.Unless you are planning to have depress-fest.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-43327161352134577532008-05-17T08:10:00.000-07:002008-05-17T08:16:16.041-07:00

I am going to Comic-Con in an hour to go see my sisters boyfriend walk around in his handmade Clone trooper armor. I had no idea what kind of my guy my sister was shacking up with.Oh, guess what? NERD ALERT!!!!!!!!Wookieepedia - The Star Wars encyclopedia that anyone can edit. I feel as though I know nothing. I'll take lots of pictures!!xo

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-61047827255418733242008-05-12T13:35:00.000-07:002008-05-12T22:50:21.278-07:00

I saw Charlie Slick again, and man, is he awesome. My camera and I are having a fight again, but here are some older pics of the from last months dance-a-thon:Not to get all girly, but I have been hearing so many Sex and the City rumors it is making me insane!! Discussing this was making me an embarassing sappy drunk at the bar last night......Ewwww, and you want to know what else is annoying.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-23036630307377362552008-05-11T08:11:00.000-07:002008-05-19T23:04:24.661-07:00

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It is a coffee table and working controller. AHHHH!!!Go HERE!!!!!!!!!!! And you can read the old posts and see the awesomness in the making.NOW NOW NOW.************Not Fun Fact: My car got hit with a paintball gun on Saturday night. Yes, these sad things do happen in real life.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-80609360859975121592008-05-03T21:43:00.000-07:002008-05-05T21:47:40.913-07:00

I kinda want to make this. I have mixed feelings.........ANYWAY,This OLD homeless man I know asked me if he could borrow $5 today."Are you serious??? For what?""Well, it's my girlfriend. She needs some Depends diapers."Since he told me something that personal and weird, I forked over the cash in a heartbeat.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-28227927281059236382008-05-01T21:19:00.000-07:002008-05-05T21:20:47.059-07:00

For those of you who have not met Crazy Legs, he's a cute dino that was left for 30 days at WFM. I knew that it was only right to give him the home he need. Here is what he has been up to the last couple months:His simulated habitat:His BFF (RIP Fatso Catso:His first time eating out. And he thought Jamie Edwards was a stud muffin!!We spend A LOT of time together.He's been really busy, but he has

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-67084369397516752922008-04-07T21:14:00.000-07:002008-04-07T21:30:14.322-07:00

100 posts. Right now. Not impressive, I know. But note-worthy. And P.S. this post is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.Feel free to thank me for the most awesome 40 seconds of your life.I wish I was there..........

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Working at a grocery store sucks. Especially when your boss gets pissed and tells you that you must clean these dirty things:Word of advice. Just bite your tongue and clean the dirty fuckers. Do not attempt to Ghost Ride the Whip and get other people who should be working to join in. I have learned that this behavior is severely frowned upon.Reenactment begins at 1 minute exactly.

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The Netflix site is down. In an attempt to not off myself, I will be making cupcakes instead.Come over.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-52088465809132910132008-03-22T02:42:00.000-07:002008-03-23T21:35:39.864-07:00

I should stop allowing photos of myself to be taken after three beers because my face contorts.Everyone at my work has become uncreative and thinks that bowling is the only way to cure the winter blues. It was fun for a minute, but I suck at bowling all of a sudden, which sucks the fun out of it.Mikey Doughnuts refuses to bowl ALWAYS. But he has played enough Club Keno to fund two whole

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-57066985586546471632008-03-21T23:07:00.000-07:002008-03-21T23:33:02.231-07:00

Due to the seriously depressing first day of spring blizzard outside, I was forced to watch crappy YouTube videos and try to turn myself into a cartoon cat in hopes of sleeping and neglecting all responsibility.Seriously, maybe I have been living in a secluded attic or something, but who the hell is Chris Crocker, and why does Seth Green and Jimmy Kimmel give a shit about him?And why did you

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-26286318348009001732008-03-20T12:23:00.000-07:002008-03-20T12:38:37.348-07:00

Story time.At GameStop a.k.a. LameStop I was forced to come into work and help host a tournament for the Wii Super Smash Brothers release. Not only did this suck because it was at 10:00 on a Saturday night, but it was filled with stinky sweaty boys and nerdy men. Seriously, the whole store reeked of nerd and body odor.J.T and I were setting up and decided to take a look at the trophy the winner

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-57483831983838657982008-03-18T01:04:00.000-07:002008-03-19T09:17:10.702-07:00

I have been the laziest blogger lately. Sorry, guys.And Butchie, if you find another chick to stalk you I will come to your house and decapitate you.But anyway, I have posts saved that I start and never finish. Maybe I should should give them all to you at once.Anyway, my two part birthday was radddddddddddddd.Part one was and joint party for me and Alexia. I felt like it was my ninetieth

E Flonoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-53217095823730734692008-03-13T08:06:00.000-07:002008-03-19T09:44:39.052-07:00

If any one wants to hurt a homeless dude, about 5'6, missing all of his front teeth but one, he will be hanging out in the Broadway/Lower Town area (yes, I got I letter saying I don't live downtown, I now live LOWERTOWN)(and no, I don't know what the hell LOWER TOWN means, I just live there).He was last seen in my house this morning refusing to leave. Oh wait, then he went into David's (my

E Flonoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-36302902316189119172008-03-11T19:51:00.000-07:002008-03-12T07:55:25.395-07:00

I did the unthinkable today.I joined Netflix. Like I don't have enough DVD's.I guess you can add friends on there, so if you are a lame-o like me, tell how we can be NetFlix friends so I can be nosey and spy on your movie queue.I have so much to share, but I got to go to work soon. booooooooo.P.S. Almost my BIRTH Day. woot.xoxoxoxoxoxo

E Flonoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-12567870687366756192008-03-02T23:34:00.000-08:002008-03-03T23:50:22.158-08:00

To all of the concerned, yes I am living and well!My computer has been on crack again, but I love you all and promise to post soon :)xoxoxoxoxoP.S. Hey you Flickr users, why when I set a photo to private, it will not be displayed on a external website, but everyone else on this planet can? Please teach me the way!

E Flonoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-60576963251532292522008-02-12T22:37:00.000-08:002008-03-03T23:34:26.147-08:00

Holy Fuck.I let one of my sisters use my Flicker account. She decided that she wanted to make a "tasteful yet hot" book for Valentine's day/birthday gift for her boyfriend. She is too cheap to pay for Flickr, so she came over and we used my account to make the book.She's a cute brat. And tasteful.Anyway, she did not set any of her photos to private as she uploaded them and before we could even

E Flonoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-4047356616109573902008-02-02T22:58:00.000-08:002008-02-03T23:29:16.494-08:00

Sorry dudes, (Butchie BFFFFFFF) my life has been insanely busy.Last night I took a nice little trip to Pretentious-ville a.k.a. a gallery opening (This will be important later). Free beer, but tons of party poopers. No camera's allowed. Chill out, I don't want to take pictures of your crappy coat hanger Jesus sculpture thing; I like to take pictures of my friends drunk and crude and post them on

E Flonoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-76047361169700718992008-01-23T19:26:00.000-08:002008-01-24T19:37:07.670-08:00

Looking for a dead deerDate: 2007-11-24, 9:34PM ESTHello, I've said I was hunting out of town for the last 3 weeks, But I really haven't I've been in PA with my "other girl" My wife thinks I landed a big buck so I can't come home empty handed. My kids love to take a pic with the dear and I don't want to disappoint them, Please if you can help let make a deal.Location: newbedfordit's NOT ok to

E Flonoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-91002922660289348162008-01-22T18:17:00.000-08:002008-01-24T19:24:34.149-08:00

Seriously, I checked out my SiteMeter stats, and I got a amazing amout of hits from weirdo's Googling "bobbing for roadkill" thanks to this old post. Hey Googler's, since you seem to know wtf bobbing for roadkill is, why don't you hit that "leave a comment" button down there and tell me what this means.Every since I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I have been basically looking as haggard as I feel.I

E Flonoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-47924469177140564572008-01-20T17:01:00.000-08:002008-01-24T18:14:42.082-08:00

Sorry guys. I went into hibernation. Here is a little present so you will love me again.Thanks, Dawn.

E Flonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-41803836713299528232008-01-18T17:08:00.000-08:002008-01-24T19:23:08.154-08:00

I thought that I posted this shiz, but I guess I saved it. That is what pain killers do to you.ANYWAY,So getting your wisdom teeth pulled SUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKS.Especially when you have to sedate yourself at home and the pills don't work.I look somewhat stoned here, but believe me, I was not.So basically I was awake for the entire torture. Fun times.The next morning I called into work because

E Flonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-976282878095412331.post-31457493750958476482008-01-13T19:48:00.000-08:002008-03-03T23:37:04.818-08:00

I am soooooooooooo sick of the city plowing snow into my parking spot. We are so over, Ann Arbor.So recently I got a root and canal and I am awaiting a crown. Last night while eating some yummy pizza, a tiny chip of my sad tooth broke. It pretty much made me suicidal. Luckily, B.T. played tooth fairy and left $5.25 under my pillow because he is pretty much AWESOME.ANYWAY, I went to the dentist

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