Hi, it's been a while.

How I spent my summer vacation:

Taking TONS of photos of Detroit.
PBR and pinball.
Took up smoking again.
Stalking John C. Reilly on a daily basis (he shops at my work everyday).
Wondering if my right leg is going to be numb forever.
Becoming a cheese snob.

It's been so long I don't know where to begin. Here is some photos instead. xo

My Exploring Partner

My Exploring Partner
Originally uploaded by Emily Flores

This is just a test.

Missed you guys.

I dont know if I am going to actually blog again, but I overheard this conversation and I can't stop thinking about it. I was eating pancakes and this guy and girl were sitting behind me at Northside when I heard this:

Dude: I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER.
Girl: Ewww, you're gross. What do you do?
Dude: Well, if I have to shit, I just wash myself after. Toilet paper is gross, actually.
Girl: What if you are away from home?
Dude: I wash.
Girl: Ewww.
Dude: Not eww. Think about this, love: if I came up to you with shit on my finger and smeared a bit on your cheek, would you go get a piece toilet paper and wipe it off your face, or would you wash?


And sadly, he did get me thinking.

HI!

Sorry guys. I keep forgetting I have this blog and have been running around outdoors. It's getting nicer out and it is hard to stay inside.



Oh yeah, and I am a non-smoker now.

Learning to Whrrl.

Hi Guys.

I have been trying out Whrrl on my phone. It is kinda fun. If you want to see what I did tonight, you can go here. I am am still trying to get the hang out the site, since I use it on my phone, not on a PC. Whrrl is kind of fun. It is like blogging live. The only thing that makes me crazy is that you can't take a typo back when you notice it 5 minutes later, and I can't type on a phone. I usually give up trying after 2 sentences. Anyway, check it out, its like a little blog post with my cell.

I need to go to sleep. I forgot to see what time I work tomorrow so I have to get up early and find out. Urghh.

Nighty nite!

My Beard Rules Your Ass.

For those of you that miss Butchies blogging, this is what he looks like now:

Spring Fling

Hi guys, the weather has been too nice to stay inside to blog. And when it is cold I am too busy making out with my iPhone. I have become one of those people that I strongly dislike.



Richard usually buys my cigarettes. I don't know how this really began. He usually gets off work at 11 am, which is the time I roll out of bed. He always goes to the store and buys milk and such, and just started picking up my cigarettes as well. Yesterday at work, everyone at was bitching about how much the price rose on cigs and well, I don't know how much they cost anymore.

Today he came home with milk, a pumpkin doughnut, and.........NICOTINE PATCHES. Fuck me. Wish me luck!

A trip to Whitmore Lake, MI

As soon as I got off the express way entrance, I was greeted by this:



A girl on a horse.
In a bikini top and jeans.
Smoking a cigarette (yes, she ashed her cig on the horse) stopped in the road, backing up a few cars on a one way st.
She sat there long enough for me to dig my cell phone out of my purse and take a picture just for you.

jks jks jks

Hi people that visit this page and have never said anything. Talk to me. I am so BORED at work that my brain is going to melt all over my temporary desk.
Tell me a good joke.

PS If this was twitter I would update my status to inform you: I downloaded an app that turns your iphone into a lightsaber and pretended to kill everyone in the office for 17 minutes.

teenage mutant ninja poodles!

Here ya GOOOOOOO!