I wish he would stop.

<---- I found this image on Google, text already included, and yeah I can totally relate. Too bad this guy is the cause of my hatred of Mondays. I hate GameStop T.V. It is this stupid DVD full of game reviews that replays 50 times during my shift (Monday, 5-9). It's REALLY driving me crazy this month because the new Ozzy "I Don't Wanna Stop" music video (WHICH SUCKS) is included, which I have to hear 50 times a shift. Maybe I am the last person in the world to have pondered this, but how does Ozzy record new songs WHEN HE CAN'T SPEAK?!?!? EXAMPLE: (I have to idea who is translating this, but I think she is a liar)

Yeah, I won't lie. I own seasons 1 and 2 of The Osbournes on DVD. The special features include "The Ozzy Translator". This feature adds subtitles only when Ozzy gets on one of his famous muttering/stuttering fits. Without this feature, I would spend most of the show clueless as to what he is trying to say. But somehow when it is time to make a new album, he can sing in complete sentences.

Seriously, I smell a conspiracy.


On another note, Boy Toy is super sick. Send him some love.

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Fun Fact: TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Guitar Hero 3 Training.

Instead of working on Monday nights, my boss and I have been training for the GH3 release.
Andrew gets discouraged easily, working with a pro and all.

<----PUMPED.

Anyway, here is his current work in progress. Don't expect much, it is hard to hear and I am too lazy to add subtitles. Mostly I am planning to play this video on the T.V. @ work when he is not there. That's what he gets. He spends a lot of his shift challenging little kids to play against him and kicking their asses all over the place.

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Fun Fact: The state of my apartment:
Coach in proper place, leaving adequate room to rock out.
Right foot will be planted on the monitor (coffee table).
We shall rock so hard to everyone on my block will relocate to a safer place.

It is not that hard of a job, boys.

GameStop a.k.a. LameStop is where I am every Monday from 5-9. It is the easiest job on the planet. You play/discuss/arrange/sell video games. So easy that a 6 year could work there. And someone with the brains of six year old is currently working there.

Customer: I want to get "Animal Crossing".

Me: Okay, let me pull that out of the drawer for you.

This should be a 20 second task. Everything in the drawer is filed in alphabetical order. A-Z. Easy as pie. But to my suprise the game is missing. Five uncomfortable minutes later, I finally locate the game, filed under the letter "F". That is odd, last time I checked "Animal Crossing" starts with the letter A.

I was unable to locate a game 4 times in a 4 hour shift due to the morons I work with.

Me: Bossman, this is out of order. Help me out here.

Bossman: Okay, I'll put out a memo right now. (as follows, written on reciept paper, taped to the counter, 2 feet long, 3 pictures stitched together)

I can't believe it has come to this.

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Fun Fact: Pups are ever so fabulous. Special treat just for you, my lovies:

Which is your favorite?

Want to know mine? ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!

xoxoxoxo