Holy Shit, I have a day off.

Today's goals:
STOP watching "Engaged and Underage".
Actually do some home work.
Kick the asses of 3 people @ UNO on XBOX Live.
Figure out where to store my bike for winter.
STOP staring @ Butchie in this book.




What I have learned today:
If I ever eat a Chili's Awesome Blossom, I will die instantly.
I am turning into my dog (Note the matching dots).



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Fun Fact: The REMIX kicks in at 30 seconds. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better.

Family Fun-Rock Band.

So not Spice Girls.

I want to quit my jobs so I can rock out all day long.


Steph is in town. We made a bad ass band "Good Flo".
Good since her last name is Goodman. (on vocals)
Flo cause mine is Flores. (on geeee-tar).


B.T. was like "yeah, good name for you girls."
Me: What do you mean, FOR GIRLS?"

Yeah, he totally thought that our name had to do with menstruation.

Good Flo founding members, already celebrating their record deal:




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Fun Fact: Thirty-eight percent of all game players are women. In fact, women over the age of 18 represent a significantly greater portion of the game-playing population (31%) than boys age 17 or younger (20%).

That right, bitches.

10 more days till ROCK BAND!

B.T. and I got the scoop that Best Buy had a demo of "Rock Band" to play. It was so awesome. We played 5 whole songs, and had all of Best Buy jammin. I am counting the days until it is released so I can rock out all day long. Seriously, I may even quit my job.

We are going to buy the entire kit, which includes mic, drums, and the new sexy guitar.



We already have a few other XBOX 360 guitars at home, so we are are ready for the whole four piece band. B.T. has already claimed the drums. Woj (if you come to Michigan), you're in. I am so not singing......any volunteers to be in our band? It will be awesome, I swear.



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Fun Fact: The average game player is 33 years old and has been playing games for 12 years.

Thanks, Christian.

You always brighten my day:





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Fun Fact: B.T. and I got the hot news that there is a "Rock Band" demo up at Best Buy.
My college was closed due to a water main break.
I am so pumped; I feel like a little kid again!

Guitar Hero 3 Training.

Instead of working on Monday nights, my boss and I have been training for the GH3 release.
Andrew gets discouraged easily, working with a pro and all.

<----PUMPED.

Anyway, here is his current work in progress. Don't expect much, it is hard to hear and I am too lazy to add subtitles. Mostly I am planning to play this video on the T.V. @ work when he is not there. That's what he gets. He spends a lot of his shift challenging little kids to play against him and kicking their asses all over the place.

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Fun Fact: The state of my apartment:
Coach in proper place, leaving adequate room to rock out.
Right foot will be planted on the monitor (coffee table).
We shall rock so hard to everyone on my block will relocate to a safer place.

It is not that hard of a job, boys.

GameStop a.k.a. LameStop is where I am every Monday from 5-9. It is the easiest job on the planet. You play/discuss/arrange/sell video games. So easy that a 6 year could work there. And someone with the brains of six year old is currently working there.

Customer: I want to get "Animal Crossing".

Me: Okay, let me pull that out of the drawer for you.

This should be a 20 second task. Everything in the drawer is filed in alphabetical order. A-Z. Easy as pie. But to my suprise the game is missing. Five uncomfortable minutes later, I finally locate the game, filed under the letter "F". That is odd, last time I checked "Animal Crossing" starts with the letter A.

I was unable to locate a game 4 times in a 4 hour shift due to the morons I work with.

Me: Bossman, this is out of order. Help me out here.

Bossman: Okay, I'll put out a memo right now. (as follows, written on reciept paper, taped to the counter, 2 feet long, 3 pictures stitched together)

I can't believe it has come to this.

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Fun Fact: Pups are ever so fabulous. Special treat just for you, my lovies:

Which is your favorite?

Want to know mine? ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!

xoxoxoxo

These People Are Assholes

For the past week, these stupid power walkers have been meeting outside my bedroom window @ around 8:00. They talk too loud. They giggle @ nothing. They lean on my black car. In fact they are so loud I can hear them from my second floor apartment window:

I have learned the following things about them:

Jerk A has a daughter @ NYU. "She is doing just amazing!"

Jerk B loves her new flip flops with toe support.

Jeck C likes to not eat @ the Northside Grill, but loves to drink the free coffee they put outside for customers who are waiting for a table.

For my Whole Foodies: to answer your questions/concerns: Jerk D (green shirt) may look like Mary Beth in Admin, but after further investigation, I have proven that to be false.

Luckily I has class @ 8 the next morning, so if I see them leaning on my car, I can rightfully take them out.

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Fun/Gross Fact: After seeing this girl playing a game where you straddle a broom and ride like a witch, it totally grossed me out. Is this sanitary??? At least wear some pants, please.