This crazy old lady that shops @ WFM has become obsessed with me. It sucks. She's like 60 and she uses a baby stroller as a purse. I am not sure when using a baby stroller as a purser became acceptable, but she loves it.
ANYWAY, she comes to my line only because she is stalking me. Yesterday she asked me if I ever tried "homo's" before?
I tired to encourage her to elaborate, but she is a crazy bitch that never listens, just waits to talk.
"I was watching this show about homos and I learned about the health benefits."
Then the retard whips out 5 containers of hummus.
I tried to correct her, but she said "No, I am speaking of homos, and it is good for you."
P.S. Croc's suck and so does anyone who tries to rock these:
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