Zombie Carnival Part 1

Good thing there is a blizzard outside, this way I don't have to let my homies down.

This chick totally got her wings last night.......









My friend, Turbow (yes, she does have the most BAD ASS last name in the entire world; if she was a guy a would marry her just to "Emily Turbow") almost barfed during this.
"It is so crowded in her. How is she going to walk around with all that shit sticking out her back without getting one ripped out?"

And then I almost barfed.


Ray was the sanatation guy, who cleaned up all the blood/glass/bras/cement chucks after each act. Good thing we came sanitized and prepared. He almost got his face ate off.



This was one of the many side show acts. This dude laid all over some nails. First he had some chicks stand on him, and then some dude hit him with a sledge hammer.
Exciting, oh I know......



You can totally tell that the hammer guy loves this a bit too much.



I'll be eating fritos and watch "Man Bites Dog" for the 100th time, if anyone would like to join me.

Why I hate school........

I am bored with the way this page looks, so I will probably change the layout like 8 times today because that's how I roll. The layouts on here suck. Too bad I'm not a HTML nerd.

This pic was confusing to me.

By confusing I mean, awesome after my eyes adjust.

(Batman Sidewalk ART):

P.S. I am a bad ass.

I love Craigs List

This is for Chels, because I cannot accurately quote things:

"best of craigslist > college station > Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms (5) and bottle of wine
Originally Posted: Wed, 26 Sep 17:08 CDT

Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms (5) and bottle of wine

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Date: 2007-09-26, 5:08PM CDT


My ex and I broke up earlier this month. He forgot 5 of his Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms (with climax control lubricant) in my bathroom. My new guy isn't a 23-year-old premature ejaculator, so he and I have no need for them. If you'd like them, come and get'em.
Also have a $15 bottle of wine I got as a Valentine's day gift that I'll never open. It's been in the fridge since February. Can't remember what kind it is off the top of my head, but if you're interested, ask and I'll go look.



Location: CS
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

Holy shit.

Two faced cat:



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Fun Fact: Egyptians once shaved their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when they lost a beloved cat.

My Knee Resembles The Planet I Live On.

How many people can they they came home to a sweet poster of their current favorite movie?
Anyone?
Seriously, this thing is almost as tall as me. B.T. is the shizz...



I was so pumped I started to break out in power ballad:



If you have been to my house, you are probably thinking "Dude, B.T. got that poster like 2 weeks ago". Yeah, well this is me 2 weeks ago and all I have had more important things on my mind, such as dogs is in Halloween costumes.

P.S. Please do not make me tell you what movie poster this is. It may make me reconsider our friendship.

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Fun Fact:
5 haunted exhibits and one week later my knee is still looking wicked: