Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Brothers of the Head

I watched "Brothers of the Head" and I was pretty impressed.
If you feel like watching a fake documentary that takes place in the 70's involving some conjoined twins being recruited for a punk rock band, then this little gem is a match for you.



Now I have to go to the Dr. where he will totally smash my self esteem and probably cut me off my pain meds. I think that he is seriously overpaid.


P.S.

28

Hell yes.


Thursday, December 20, 2007

Zombie Carnival Part 2

No one freak out. There are going to some boobs below.







Slava





At the end of the dance, they killed the host for the evening and turned him into a zombie......I have no idea where this pic is.....



And then there was a fire show...





I was watching the Rob Zombie's version of Halloween and i pretty much loved it except there was one question that kept driving me insane:

Please tell me why hot ass Sheri Moon Zombie would take care of some drunk, fat unemployed loser? I mean, she's stripping the support this asshole and HER kids, and who the hell is this guy? He's not the father of any of the kids. he hits on her teenage daughter, swears at the baby, and hates Mikey.

Makes no sense.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Mystery Man. EDIT.

So Last night I start getting these horribly depressing text messages that go something like this:


It goes on and on and on.
He said he was Ryan and he was drunk.
I didn't feel like doing like talking to him till today.
I asked him how he got my # and if he was still living in Detroit.
He wrote back "I have never lived in Detroit."
I said " WHO ARE YOU?" and never got a response.
Cell phones are not toys.

B.T. got free tickets to see Modest Mouse from the same dude who gave him the Henry Rollins tickets. I am totally pumped.

And how did this little gem almost sneak right past me?
Watch it zombie lovers......DO IT.





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Fun Fact: Go HERE if you feel like you need a zombie refresher course.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

My Knee Resembles The Planet I Live On.

How many people can they they came home to a sweet poster of their current favorite movie?
Anyone?
Seriously, this thing is almost as tall as me. B.T. is the shizz...



I was so pumped I started to break out in power ballad:



If you have been to my house, you are probably thinking "Dude, B.T. got that poster like 2 weeks ago". Yeah, well this is me 2 weeks ago and all I have had more important things on my mind, such as dogs is in Halloween costumes.



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P.S. Please do not make me tell you what movie poster this is. It may make me reconsider our friendship.

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Fun Fact:
5 haunted exhibits and one week later my knee is still looking wicked:

Saturday, September 29, 2007

WHO CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE?????



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And Us Weekly isn't helping with their mystery pictures....Welcome to my secret Dorkness.



For the past month, everytime I watch an episode of SATC, B.T. always says the same thing:

B.T.: I just don't get it. Mr. Big is not hot; Carrie just likes him because he is rich.

Which makes me a bit defense. I don't know why. Oh wait I do, because he is WRONG.

I have taken the responsibility of conducting a survery. The rules are as follows:

Only answer ONCE. (for Richard)

Only answer if you know what your talking about.



This is serious business. Ready?

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Fun Fact: Ants do not sleep. Little fuckers.

Friday, May 18, 2007

I am so not kidding.

If one more person tells that Brittney Spears shaved her stupid fucking head, I swear to god I will decapitate you. It's a sad world when this is the top story on CNN all morning. Like there are not more important things happening in our world right now. Barf.

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Fun Fact: Everyone should watch Marie Antoinette this week. It is really beautiful.


Sunday, February 18, 2007

I am so not kidding.

If one more person tells that Brittney Spears shaved her stupid fucking head, I swear to god I will decapitate you. It's a sad world when this is the top story on CNN all morning. Like there are not more important things happening in our world right now. Barf.

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Fun Fact: Everyone should watch Marie Antoinette this week. It is really beautiful.