Zombie Carnival Part 2

No one freak out. There are going to some boobs below.













At the end of the dance, they killed the host for the evening and turned him into a zombie......I have no idea where this pic is.....



And then there was a fire show...





I was watching the Rob Zombie's version of Halloween and i pretty much loved it except there was one question that kept driving me insane:

Please tell me why hot ass Sheri Moon Zombie would take care of some drunk, fat unemployed loser? I mean, she's stripping the support this asshole and HER kids, and who the hell is this guy? He's not the father of any of the kids. he hits on her teenage daughter, swears at the baby, and hates Mikey.

Makes no sense.

Zombie Carnival Part 1

Good thing there is a blizzard outside, this way I don't have to let my homies down.

This chick totally got her wings last night.......









My friend, Turbow (yes, she does have the most BAD ASS last name in the entire world; if she was a guy a would marry her just to "Emily Turbow") almost barfed during this.
"It is so crowded in her. How is she going to walk around with all that shit sticking out her back without getting one ripped out?"

And then I almost barfed.


Ray was the sanatation guy, who cleaned up all the blood/glass/bras/cement chucks after each act. Good thing we came sanitized and prepared. He almost got his face ate off.



This was one of the many side show acts. This dude laid all over some nails. First he had some chicks stand on him, and then some dude hit him with a sledge hammer.
Exciting, oh I know......



You can totally tell that the hammer guy loves this a bit too much.



I'll be eating fritos and watch "Man Bites Dog" for the 100th time, if anyone would like to join me.

Zombie OVERLOAD

This is where is was tonight:



And this is what someone who waited 45 minutes for a cab in 10 degree weather looks like:






I got home, a little too shit faced, numb, and charming.
B.T. was a little surprised to find me with zombie blood on my arms, hand, purse, and pants. I was totally oblivious.

I've got a like 150 pictures to sort through, but I am in recovery mode.

Here is a sneak preview of what a hot burlesque dancer my little Slava has turned into:



More to come, when I get off my lazy ass.