Ron Jeremy=Perv

Richard likes to tell people this story because he is amazed by my cootie-phobia.

RJK (telling a friend): You know, Emily once met Ron Jeremy and wouldn't shake his hand.

Friend: WHAT?!?

Emily: He stuck out his hand but I kind of hugged him instead. Well, more of like a shoulder bump.

RJK: I would have gave him a hand shake.

Emily: You would have. Porn star germs. EEEWWWWWWWW.

I mean, come on. Look at this.

I think I am in the right.