WHO CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE?????

And Us Weekly isn't helping with their mystery pictures....Welcome to my secret Dorkness.

For the past month, everytime I watch an episode of SATC, B.T. always says the same thing:

B.T.: I just don't get it. Mr. Big is not hot; Carrie just likes him because he is rich.

Which makes me a bit defense. I don't know why. Oh wait I do, because he is WRONG.

I have taken the responsibility of conducting a survery. The rules are as follows:

Only answer ONCE. (for Richard)

Only answer if you know what your talking about.

This is serious business. Ready?

Carrie really.......

	loves Mr. Big!
	wants his money.

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Survey by Quibblo

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Fun Fact: Ants do not sleep. Little fuckers.

Poop Book

You really can buy anything on Amazon.com. Including this book:

Come on, you know you want it.

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Fun Fact: Mr. Clean was on the list of sexiest men alive in 1998. For real.

Ypsi Chuck Norris Shrine

After visting the men's restroom in Andrew's Bar in Ypsi, B.T. exited with a ton of questions for me.

B.T. Did you know that Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves?

Me: Uh, no.
B.T. What about it takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes?

Me: For real?

B.T. Well, according to the men's bathroom wall, he is close to amazing.

These statements caused Liz D and myself to investigate these claims for ourselves. Here are a few of our findings:

I also learned this evening:

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman.....over the phone.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

I had no idea.

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Fun Fact: Boy Toy and I got matching grillz for our anniversary:

I HATE THE RADIO

After 10 minutes of listening to the radio today, I quickly remembered why I had stopped in the first place.

Ex. A. Some old lady radio talk host today described a man as a "more better speaker". How ironic since she was annoying. Um...."better" is all you need there, dork.

Ex. B. 97.9 is having a Hot Baby Mama contest. The D.J. said "Please download your hottest pics to our website to enter". The he repeated "download" about 4 times. I wanted to call and say upload, upload, upload.

I almost turned the radio off until I switched to 89X and there was a Depeche Mode block. And it totally made my day.

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Fun Fact: This picture is totally real. Cute overload.

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