No, Title Please.

Money sucks. I have been trying to save money and find it close to impossible. Lately when I make purchases I find myself do a simple equation:

a (price of my purchase) and dividing it by b (the amount of an hour or hours spent @ work).

Since I hate working, I find it very effective. For example, today I really wanted a Beef Satay. Yummy. It costs $7.99. Then I remind myself:

1.I am trying to save money.
2.I probably won't eat the whole thing.
3.That the meal equals 40 minutes I spent ringing up assholes @ work.

Then I go home, surf the internet and find these pictures. My spirits are totally lifted:




For those of you who were not working @ Applebee's in 2002, this was Eric's going away present to our manager Shelly.
And she loved it.





Eric claims that Applebee's still uses this tray. In case you need to know, this tray resides @ the Applebee's on Green Road.



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