Saturday, September 29, 2007


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And Us Weekly isn't helping with their mystery pictures....Welcome to my secret Dorkness.

For the past month, everytime I watch an episode of SATC, B.T. always says the same thing:

B.T.: I just don't get it. Mr. Big is not hot; Carrie just likes him because he is rich.

Which makes me a bit defense. I don't know why. Oh wait I do, because he is WRONG.

I have taken the responsibility of conducting a survery. The rules are as follows:

Only answer ONCE. (for Richard)

Only answer if you know what your talking about.

This is serious business. Ready?


Fun Fact: Ants do not sleep. Little fuckers.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Poop Book

You really can buy anything on Including this book:

Come on, you know you want it.

Fun Fact: Mr. Clean was on the list of sexiest men alive in 1998. For real.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Ypsi Chuck Norris Shrine

After visting the men's restroom in Andrew's Bar in Ypsi, B.T. exited with a ton of questions for me.

B.T. Did you know that Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves?

Me: Uh, no.
B.T. What about it takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes?

Me: For real?

B.T. Well, according to the men's bathroom wall, he is close to amazing.

These statements caused Liz D and myself to investigate these claims for ourselves. Here are a few of our findings:

I also learned this evening:

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman.....over the phone.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

I had no idea.


Fun Fact: Boy Toy and I got matching grillz for our anniversary:

Sunday, September 9, 2007


After 10 minutes of listening to the radio today, I quickly remembered why I had stopped in the first place.

Ex. A. Some old lady radio talk host today described a man as a "more better speaker". How ironic since she was annoying. Um...."better" is all you need there, dork.

Ex. B. 97.9 is having a Hot Baby Mama contest. The D.J. said "Please download your hottest pics to our website to enter". The he repeated "download" about 4 times. I wanted to call and say upload, upload, upload.

I almost turned the radio off until I switched to 89X and there was a Depeche Mode block. And it totally made my day.


Fun Fact: This picture is totally real. Cute overload.