I dont know if I am going to actually blog again, but I overheard this conversation and I can't stop thinking about it. I was eating pancakes and this guy and girl were sitting behind me at Northside when I heard this:
Dude: I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER.
Girl: Ewww, you're gross. What do you do?
Dude: Well, if I have to shit, I just wash myself after. Toilet paper is gross, actually.
Girl: What if you are away from home?
Dude: I wash.
Girl: Ewww.
Dude: Not eww. Think about this, love: if I came up to you with shit on my finger and smeared a bit on your cheek, would you go get a piece toilet paper and wipe it off your face, or would you wash?
And sadly, he did get me thinking.
13 years ago