Thursday, July 30, 2009

Missed you guys.

I dont know if I am going to actually blog again, but I overheard this conversation and I can't stop thinking about it. I was eating pancakes and this guy and girl were sitting behind me at Northside when I heard this:

Dude: I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER.
Girl: Ewww, you're gross. What do you do?
Dude: Well, if I have to shit, I just wash myself after. Toilet paper is gross, actually.
Girl: What if you are away from home?
Dude: I wash.
Girl: Ewww.
Dude: Not eww. Think about this, love: if I came up to you with shit on my finger and smeared a bit on your cheek, would you go get a piece toilet paper and wipe it off your face, or would you wash?


And sadly, he did get me thinking.

7 comments:

Magic Pants Jones said...

Hence the bidet...but with what does he wash?

Phronk said...

Yeah I'm not getting the details here. Does he carry a cloth around with him to wash with? Then put this shit-covered cloth in his pocket or something? How is that better than a bit of poo safely stowed away in a crack?

LONG LIVE TOILET PAPER

E Flo said...

all i know is that he "washes" himself no matter where he is. I can't stop thinking about it.

mimi said...

What an awesome conversation. Do you suppose he carries around baby wipes or something?

Anonymous said...

I think he uses water to wash which isn't bad, actually it's cleaner to use that and prevents illness in your butt
But as the system here doesn't that way, it may sound harder and messier to do but in a lot of countries, you'll find a jug or a water pipe to wash your butt. And you can use toilet tissue to dry.

raymi lauren said...

why not both!?

Virginie said...

definately both!
i don't understand people that don't have bidets. they're useful in numerous situations.