Utah.

And the story continues.... we made it through 200 miles of no exits, phone service, gas, bathrooms breaks, etc of Utah canyons. It was freaking scary. Luckily there was a sign stating that there was no service for a very long time.



The trucks are so tiny in comparison.






The Runaway Truck signs were really freaking me out. Take me to flat land, please.
While I was having a heart attack in the mountains, my sister Rachel was potentially being killed in a hostel in Costa Rica. She captured these signs, which made my day:

Car Games.

Ready for a long drive?
P.S. We (me, Dawn, and Bizzy the Cat) took the top route.





oooooooooh, but not too lazy to post this:



xoxo

Stay Classy, San Diego.

chair????

I love California.
I met a girl cat named Holyfield that had a chunk of her ear missing.
Everyone drinks crappy beers and tapes them together to make a wizard staff.
Like this:



Anyway, Dawn and I spent the day walking on the beach. We tried to go swimming but the water was freezing and everytime the waves would push me over I thought I would become an ice cube and coke and die.







It's like 80 everyday and hasn't rained in like 5 months. I could live here.

"and it was ummmm, better than my first kiss."

Here is an episode of Intervention I have not see yet!!!!!

Peter is addicted to video games. It has gotten so bad that he refers to himself as characters that are in the games he plays.



2:19-creepy.

I love it when Peter's dad asks him "How much Halo have you done today?"

What is the craziest episode you have ever seen? I have been watching them on YouTube nonstop!

Love it!

Cake Wrecks

Dancing Queen.

I almost got in a car accident today. I was driving on the express way and a construction worker jumped out of nowhere holding a slow sign. Then two more workers jumped out next to him. As I SLAMMED on my brakes, my eyes finally focused out of panic state and I saw that they fuckers were taking turns break dancing.

Hahahahaha GO HERE NOW and just look at the police sketch. Do it!

Tips

I wish someone would get knocked up so I could buy this for them........

TIRED.

I just got back from a 5 day house/dog sitting/no internet (but premium cable) adventure. Sailor came with and I did not get a single night of solid sleep because he could not handle the thought of another dog sleeping or sitting next to me.




It has been raining here for like 3 freaking days, so when my friend Dawn called me and told me that she would fly me out to California if I would drive back to Michigan with her, I could not help myself and said yes to a free vacation and nice road trip across the country.

I am hungry and I can't wait to pass out in my own bed and try to kick this cold.
Bye-bye.

barf

Not to get all celb blog on you, but I can help but notice how those two are starting to look like brother and sister, which is really, really disturbing to me.
Oh and this weirdo:

Hi.

See you this Halloween, dudes.



I had to take B.T. to the hospital this morning. He fractured his foot playing Wii Fit. I am not lying. It was during the step aerobics game. I am still not lying. Anyway, it was like a 7 hour f-ing wait. I almost killed myself twice. I read 2 celebrity mags during this time, in which I found this, which made me think of Raymi:



I am going to make B.T. the biggest pot of homemade baked potato soup. With extra bacon. Don't be jealous.

Bye Chels!

Chelsea moved away to Seattle and I am bummed.
Work f-in sucks. Even though I am not there, they still find away to call and harass me. "Can you work this weekend?" Um no, it has only been a week and a half and I told you like 3 weeks since you won't let me have any time off to go to the freakin Dr.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Doesn't CBA look like Teen Wolf here?





I am going into hiding.