Tuesday, September 30, 2008


And the story continues.... we made it through 200 miles of no exits, phone service, gas, bathrooms breaks, etc of Utah canyons. It was freaking scary. Luckily there was a sign stating that there was no service for a very long time.

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The trucks are so tiny in comparison.

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The Runaway Truck signs were really freaking me out. Take me to flat land, please.
While I was having a heart attack in the mountains, my sister Rachel was potentially being killed in a hostel in Costa Rica. She captured these signs, which made my day:

Monday, September 29, 2008

Car Games.

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Ready for a long drive?
P.S. We (me, Dawn, and Bizzy the Cat) took the top route.

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oooooooooh, but not too lazy to post this:


Thursday, September 25, 2008

Stay Classy, San Diego.

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I love California.
I met a girl cat named Holyfield that had a chunk of her ear missing.
Everyone drinks crappy beers and tapes them together to make a wizard staff.
Like this:

Anyway, Dawn and I spent the day walking on the beach. We tried to go swimming but the water was freezing and everytime the waves would push me over I thought I would become an ice cube and coke and die.

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It's like 80 everyday and hasn't rained in like 5 months. I could live here.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

"and it was ummmm, better than my first kiss."

Here is an episode of Intervention I have not see yet!!!!!

Peter is addicted to video games. It has gotten so bad that he refers to himself as characters that are in the games he plays.


I love it when Peter's dad asks him "How much Halo have you done today?"

What is the craziest episode you have ever seen? I have been watching them on YouTube nonstop!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Dancing Queen.

I almost got in a car accident today. I was driving on the express way and a construction worker jumped out of nowhere holding a slow sign. Then two more workers jumped out next to him. As I SLAMMED on my brakes, my eyes finally focused out of panic state and I saw that they fuckers were taking turns break dancing.

A little bit of this and that.

Hahahahaha GO HERE NOW and just look at the police sketch. Do it!

Sunday, September 14, 2008


I wish someone would get knocked up so I could buy this for them........

Saturday, September 13, 2008



I just got back from a 5 day house/dog sitting/no internet (but premium cable) adventure. Sailor came with and I did not get a single night of solid sleep because he could not handle the thought of another dog sleeping or sitting next to me.


It has been raining here for like 3 freaking days, so when my friend Dawn called me and told me that she would fly me out to California if I would drive back to Michigan with her, I could not help myself and said yes to a free vacation and nice road trip across the country.

I am hungry and I can't wait to pass out in my own bed and try to kick this cold.

Monday, September 8, 2008



Not to get all celb blog on you, but I can help but notice how those two are starting to look like brother and sister, which is really, really disturbing to me.
Oh and this weirdo:

Thursday, September 4, 2008


See you this Halloween, dudes.

I had to take B.T. to the hospital this morning. He fractured his foot playing Wii Fit. I am not lying. It was during the step aerobics game. I am still not lying. Anyway, it was like a 7 hour f-ing wait. I almost killed myself twice. I read 2 celebrity mags during this time, in which I found this, which made me think of Raymi:

for raymi

I am going to make B.T. the biggest pot of homemade baked potato soup. With extra bacon. Don't be jealous.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Bye Chels!


Chelsea moved away to Seattle and I am bummed.
Work f-in sucks. Even though I am not there, they still find away to call and harass me. "Can you work this weekend?" Um no, it has only been a week and a half and I told you like 3 weeks since you won't let me have any time off to go to the freakin Dr.

Doesn't CBA look like Teen Wolf here?


I am going into hiding.