Sunday, October 5, 2008

At the Grand Opening of the

new Whole Foods, there was almost 75o people waiting in a line to get in.

Me trying to get into work and grabbed up by an old lady.

Old Hag:THERE IS A LINE. I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR A HOUR.
Me: I have to go to work here.
Just to set the record straight, it is a store not a ride and if there is a store that lets one person in at a time, let me know, because all 750 of those people had to come in a shop together. oh no.

6 comments:

Pavel Chekov said...

Those must be some really good groceries. I hear the rides in Canned Food Land are pretty cool.

Ophelia Mourne said...

No cutsies!!!

mimi said...

WTF? Why do they all have to go at once? And wait in line? Are they giving out free lap dogs or something?

E Flo said...

because they all suck and want a free 99 cent reusable bag and then throw a fight cause they can't have two.

E Flo said...

fight=fit.

Butchie said...

Is everyone really that hyped to pay $23 a pound for SALMON?