good morning.

I woke up at 6 am to go to a meeting at work so I could accept an award. Just in case you ever have a heart attack in my store, it is safe to know that I will drag you on the floor, cut your clothes off with a boxcutter and attempt to shock you with a defibrillator, aka The Reanimator. Luckily, the machine is idiot proof and won't shock you unless necessary so you don't start killing people. Anyway, the ambulance came and took him away and I got $50 from my work to buy groceries. So, if you have a heart attack in my work, not only will I try to save you, but I will also be able to eat for the next week. WIN-WIN.