I have two ulcers in my stomach so now I have plenty of time to blog and look outside my window to see fat women buying thighmasters from the resale shop below my apartment and do stupid stuff like drink beer (not allowed with an ulcer) and go to the mall early when people are at work and watch old ladies jog around INSIDE it. That was a super long sentence, but sorry, who the FUCK jogs at the mall. It's not even round like a track.
Here's photo DenseLand was so kind to send me so you can remember how lovely Thighmasters are:
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haha!
Eat lots of spicy food. That's good for ulcers. Hope you feel better soon.
yes come join my ulcer party@
aw dude that blows. i have costochondritis. we should make them party together.
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