My Knee Resembles The Planet I Live On.

How many people can they they came home to a sweet poster of their current favorite movie?
Anyone?
Seriously, this thing is almost as tall as me. B.T. is the shizz...



I was so pumped I started to break out in power ballad:



If you have been to my house, you are probably thinking "Dude, B.T. got that poster like 2 weeks ago". Yeah, well this is me 2 weeks ago and all I have had more important things on my mind, such as dogs is in Halloween costumes.

P.S. Please do not make me tell you what movie poster this is. It may make me reconsider our friendship.

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Fun Fact:
5 haunted exhibits and one week later my knee is still looking wicked:

It is not that hard of a job, boys.

GameStop a.k.a. LameStop is where I am every Monday from 5-9. It is the easiest job on the planet. You play/discuss/arrange/sell video games. So easy that a 6 year could work there. And someone with the brains of six year old is currently working there.

Customer: I want to get "Animal Crossing".

Me: Okay, let me pull that out of the drawer for you.

This should be a 20 second task. Everything in the drawer is filed in alphabetical order. A-Z. Easy as pie. But to my suprise the game is missing. Five uncomfortable minutes later, I finally locate the game, filed under the letter "F". That is odd, last time I checked "Animal Crossing" starts with the letter A.

I was unable to locate a game 4 times in a 4 hour shift due to the morons I work with.

Me: Bossman, this is out of order. Help me out here.

Bossman: Okay, I'll put out a memo right now. (as follows, written on reciept paper, taped to the counter, 2 feet long, 3 pictures stitched together)

I can't believe it has come to this.

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Fun Fact: Pups are ever so fabulous. Special treat just for you, my lovies:

Which is your favorite?

Want to know mine? ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!

xoxoxoxo

Wiards

Yay for Haunted Houses. They rock so hard.
Wiards is pretty damn sweet. I almost got decapitated TWICE. Once on the hayride and again in "The Asylum". How many people can say that happened to them over the weekend? Uh, no one I know. She almost lost her head, too:

Yeah, this guy thought he would hang out @ the bathroom and try to kill poor girls. Nice try, buddy.

Later somehow the "Alien Caged Clowns" escaped from their cages and where allowed to roam free. It was weird that they were also hanging out by the girls bathroom. This Alien Clown tried to attack me! I quickly calmed him down by asking him if I could take his picture. He chilled out and just grunted. I asked him if he was going to choke me if I stood too close to him. He grunted.

I took my chances, the badass that I am:

Boy Toy had a bad ass time as well. This was his first adventure in Monsterville. I know you can't tell by his face, but he was totally pumped:

Yeah, he is totally scared. Not by the monsters, but by a traumatic experience that happened over the weekend. Ask us in person. It is funny (well at least to me it is).

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Fun Fact: I am a f-ing master, baby.

Chedda

This is what I ate today:

A grilled cheese sandwich.

Cheese pizza.

A slice of Colby Jack cheese.

2 pieces of three Cheese bread.

Doughnut (a gift from Boy Toy).

I think I have a problem.

I even Googled "cheese" and I found this scary image:

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Fun Fact: I am soooo pumped for Halloween!! And so are these guys: