Michael A. Doughnuts School for Degenerate Assholes

I should stop allowing photos of myself to be taken after three beers because my face contorts.





Everyone at my work has become uncreative and thinks that bowling is the only way to cure the winter blues. It was fun for a minute, but I suck at bowling all of a sudden, which sucks the fun out of it.



Mikey Doughnuts refuses to bowl ALWAYS. But he has played enough Club Keno to fund two whole schools.

So I have been getting this LONG religious emails/diary entries daily. At first I thought it was Butchie trying to get me all fired up, but then I realized it was this crackhead I met on the street. I really don't feel like typing the whole story out again but you can go here if you wish.
FYI, the e-mail Jesus guy in the one who "saved my dog" because I would not pray with him. The doorbell guy is the one that keeps trying to get into my house in the middle of the night.

Anyway, the guy kept asking for my phone number so he could talk me into praying, and I settled for just giving him my e-mail. I thought that he was homeless and crazy and did not know how to use the internet. Man, I am stupid.

I have been contemplating posting his insane e-mails, but the don't want a bunch of religious freaks Google-ing their way over here.

Okay, if I get another good one, I might have to post it........................
Or start him his own blog.