ANYWAY,
This OLD homeless man I know asked me if he could borrow $5 today.
"Are you serious??? For what?"
"Well, it's my girlfriend. She needs some Depends diapers."
Since he told me something that personal and weird, I forked over the cash in a heartbeat.
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Wow. Either totally weird or...... totally weird.
What would be even better than having babies limbs hold your coat for you is if on the other side of the wall you had the rest of the baby attached to the wall, like you put babies in your walls. Then I need to come over and take pictures.
With $5 he can buy approximately 4 diapers for his lover. That's if he shops online. You're a good person for doing that.
Borrow? Is he ever really going to give that money back? I mean, once things start leaking on their own, they usually don't plug back up, so he'll always need more diapers.
Girlfriend?! Diapers?! best story heard/read all week.
It's nice that the homeless are pairing up. Maybe they should organize a prom.
She needs them for sexing, probably.
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