Every since I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I have been basically looking as haggard as I feel.
I LOVE waiting for an hour in Room 3 @ the Dr.'s office. Inside this tiny little room is the worst book ever written:
This book is described to be the " #1 guide to conversation with the worlds BEST jokes".
WRONG. I have read this piece of shit so many times while waiting and I have never laughed once. Most of the jokes are about woman or teenage girls. Seriously, if someone pulled out on the these lame-o stories on me, I would barf on their shoes. Twice.
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Fun Fact: Thanks to Fark, I learned that if you go HERE and type "Heath Ledger is dead", something retarded happens.
UPDATE: Those bastards fixed it. It used to translate "Heath Ledger" into "Tom Cruise", which was kinda awesome, because I am so sick of the "TomKat" phenomena.
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Those are some knee slappers. Reminds me of the jokes in vintage Playboys. They are always about a "comely young lass".
I love fark. Glad to see you're still alive!
I had never experienced such a blatant misuse of the word "Treasury" in my life.
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