I'll cut you first.

My landlord sucks. Last winter he put plastic on the windows of our 2nd floor apartment in hopes of insulating our living room. Come June, the plastic was still up and our apartment was 8,000,000 degrees. Richard said, "Fuck It" and grabbed the biggest kitchen knife we own and cut off the plastic so we would not die in the heat.

I woke yesterday up to see that the plastic has returned (and it's been cold in my apartment for months, why waste your time now, moron???) with this note crammed in the window:





Yeah, the landlord really does have one eye so I will give him credit for his self portrait skillzzzz.