I almost killed myself today.

I seriously ate like half a Boston Cream pie flavored cake thing. I read the nutritional info AFTER stuffing my face. This small ass cake supposedly contains 10 servings.
Now the lesson to be learned goes as follows:

• My stomach is in knots.
• I think I might die.
• It is amazing how black and white can make a dying person look 1,000 times more fabulous.