The Fortune

I love Chinese food. Everything about it.

Fried crab cheese. Yum.

Pot Stickers. Yum.

Spicy Chicken in ginger and garlic sauce. Double Yum.

Your check comes with a fortune cookie. Super Yum.

The fortune cookie is an very important part of the meal. It's the last laugh you and your friends share before you pay up and go home. But seriously. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

For those of you who can't read the above, my thought provoking fortune does indeed say: "You can't aim a duck to death."

Am I crazy? Are ducks weapons? DO you AIM them??????????? I am so going to bed now.

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Fun Fact: My new dream job would entail me writing fortune cookies for the Chinese.