70 is the new 90

There's a 70 year old professor from EMU offering girls (all under the age of 25) at my work $300 cash for their friendship.
He even comes with money ready, all in $20's.
Seriously, he is so old that when he blinks I can imagine him laying in his coffin.
Barf City.

I am pumped for Thanksgiving, the few times I get to see all these guys at once, my Sib's.
Hopefully my Dad won't set the turkey on fire this year.