DAMN CRAIGS LIST.

I clicked on this: " Pups Trainers Handlers and Admirers - m4m " being all innocent thinking I was going to find puppies.

WRONG.

"I would like to hear from people in the SE Michigan area interested in Puppy Role Play. I would like to put together a Pup group for monthly or bi monthly Mosh and social activities. Please contact me if interested"

I feel like I got PUNKED or something.
Here is you daily dose of cute to make up for the nightmare I just imprinted in your brains:

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Fun Fact: More than 40% of pet owners talk to their pets on the phone or through an answering machine.

Guilty as charged.